Ever notice that Swiss and American wont he cheese wars?
I missed cheese wars? That’s kind of sad.
I guess you did, then.
I don’t even remember cheese peace talks falling apart.
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Why is there no rest for the wicked?
I thought it was no rest for the weary?
Well them too.
Then who gets to rest?
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Science can answer anything.
Why do birds sing so gay?
To attract mates.
Well that takes all the fun out of everything.
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So the circus was cool.
You went to the circus?
Yeah, last night, I thought I mentioned.
Uhm, no. Also, what circus is even in town?
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I was looking at a computer manual the other day.
Getting a new laptop?
No, but I thought for a second, I just tripped over Gb.
Tripped over it? Like, what it meant?
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This is some kick ass peanut butter.
It’s like the guy who made it made it like a boss!
Like a Peanut Boss!
A new hero, for a new age.
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I was wondering how many problems I actually have.
Don’t we all just assume we have ninety-nine, now?
Right, that’s where I started, but then I had to think about it.
You tried to actually count?
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I really need to start bringing a snack to work.
And will you also get naptime?
That would be great, but snacks are a must.
So bring a snack.
That’s just it, I try to!
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