Episode 139 – Exterminate!

Jake Do you ever think that people in wheelchairs hate Doctor Who?

Mel What? Why?

Jake Well, they must hate Daleks.

Angry Mel Jake!
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Episode 138 – Old school.

Sad Jake I don’t think I have ever felt older than I did this afternoon.

Mark Trouble getting out of your office chair?

Angry Jake What? No! Why would I have a problem standing up?
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Episode 137 – Flame on.

Dan Well, it’s official.

Sven What is?

Happy Mel You’re gonna be an astronaut?

Happy Dan No, sadly.

Happy Mel I know, right?
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Episode 136 – Science is hard.

Sven I need to do science.

Tashi Did you not just recently “do science” to something?

Sad Sven Not really. I sort of poked at that whole concept with… say a stick that had a bit of science on the tip, but that was it.

Happy Tashi So, in terms of your last project you wanted to do science to it but then you only gave it a little bit of the tip?
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Episode 135 – Come and knock on our door

Dan You know there’s a fan for everything.

Jake It’s so true.

Dan They even sell Full House on DVD.

Happy Jake People buy DVD sets of Full House?

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Episode 134 – Caught!

Jake Mark? Are you all right?

Sad Mark Yes?

Sven What happened?

Jake You just went to the bathroom! Does it burn when you pee, little buddy?

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Episode 133 – The Game of Death

Happy Tashi I’m so happy you got here!

Happy Mel Me too! I have to ask you stuff, and tell you stuff, and…

Happy Tashi I have to tell you something, too! You first!

Happy Mel I met a guy!

Sad Tashi Oh.

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Episode 132 – Chimp chimp cheree

Sven You dated Melina.

Jake I did.

Sven Then you can, perhaps, answer a question for me.

Jake Duuude.
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