Just in time for holiday shopping I am pleased to announce that NYCWTF is now available for purchase (via Amazon and Barnes & Noble for example)! That’s right, you can buy it right now. I’m really happy with this book. It’s almost a hundred pages of true stories from the last few years of my life in New York. No, seriously, I had to only go about six years back, otherwise the book would’ve been longer than War and Peace.
But if you read TWWM you will love this book.
This is a book that is all too true, and reveals many secrets… no it doesn’t. It just tells funny stories about people calling me stupid on the train, and knocking on my door at 3am offering to sell me DVDs from the future and tugging my beard and… yeah.
Here’s the back cover blurb:
Hey. Thanks for looking at this book. You know most people just keep walking, so you’re already a special little flower in my life. You’re awesome and I care about you! So, right, the book. Well, first of all you may have noticed this blurb text is in the first person. This isn’t some corporate shill thing, no. This is me, Adam P. Knave, the guy what wrote the book you’re holding, writing this. Maybe because I’m crazy. Maybe because my publisher is too cheap to hire good corporate shills. Who knows.
The important part, the thing I want you to take away from this blurb, assuming you’re still reading it, is that this is a book filled with stories. True stories from my own life in New York. These are the types of stories I would tell you in a bar, if we were in a bar and I was telling you stories. I mean I don’t just walk up to strangers in bars and start speechifying.
Often.
But yes. This book, NYCWTF, is full of nothing but 100% true stories about New York. They’re strange, sometimes funny, and occasionally embarrassing. I have no shame. Actually, true fact, when you start writing they make you leave your shame at the door. Come on, don’t believe me? Please note I’m writing this blurb myself. Right then. So, my special dollop of joy, who is still reading this overly long blurb, do us both a favor and buy the book. You’ll laugh and enjoy it and I’ll make a bit of beer money.
NYCWTF – it reads kinda like this blurb. Except stranger.
There are kindle, Nook and iBook versions coming but I have no control over how fast places process this stuff and put things up for sale. Still, you can buy a physical copy right now and get it in time for the holidays. And you should.
Amazon: BUY IT HERE.
Barnes & Noble: BUY IT HERE.
Oh man that trip was the best!
You went to L.A. How great could it be?
No, you don’t understand, I went to product launches in L.A.
Uhm, all right, so? I’ve been to product launches here with you. Not a big deal.
So this guy last night demonstrated a new rule.
Did it involve face painting?
Could have been a rule about clowns.
Here you go.
Chicken soup?
Should we? Really?
I don’t believe it!
You wish you still had…
Southern growth? Yes.
