I love a good pedicure, don’t you?
This is relaxing, I’ll admit.
Mmm. And then we can get the waxing, yes?
No thank you.
I love a good pedicure, don’t you?
This is relaxing, I’ll admit.
Mmm. And then we can get the waxing, yes?
No thank you.
All right! Ground rules!
Boo!
Hiss!
Let him go on.
You just want to start drinking.
Don’t you?
What do you mean?
I mean we need to talk.
We are talking. We were talking about moving in together.
Yeah but we should talk about something else.
It feels like we’ve been here forever.
That’s because you’re drunk.
I am not drunk. Seriously, I think we’ve been here for our whole lives. Were we born here? Shot out onto these chairs, from the birthing canal? Is this all there is?
So this morning I was on the train, going to work.
Yeah?
And I saw this woman. I mean she was a beautiful woman. Striking.
There are a lot of those here, have you noticed that?
A surprising number, but somehow I’m all right with it.