Sven

Episode 258 – Churned.

Happy Mel Cheese! Cheese! Hooray!

Sven This might be a bit much.

Mel It isn’t even a whole wheel.

Happy Sven Good lord, do you just keep a spoiled, shaken cow in your apartment?

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Episode 256 – Rubble.

Happy Jake What is that?

Sven New product.

Jake What client?

Sven Oh, no, this is one of those things I think we can brand and sell ourselves.

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Episode 253 – Headache

Angry Sven Man, my head hurts.

Mark Don’t you hate that?

Angry Sven Seriously?

Mark What?

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Episode 250 – Substitute

Dan You know they wanted a pony, right?

Sven Yeah.

Dan Just making sure.

Sven Is there a problem with the pony?

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Episode 249 – In or out.

Happy Tashi Should we stay in or go out?

Sven Tonight?

Tashi Deciding now for last night wouldn’t work well.

Sven But we could look really smart if we decided right.

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Episode 246 – What’s wrong with paper?

Mark You know what I don’t want to do?

Sven Put your hand in a blender?

Happy Mark That too. But when we make toys, there’s some I don’t want to make.

Sven All right. Like what?

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Episode 243 – Gee whiz.

Mark Hey.

Sven Hey.

Mark What’s up?

Sven Uhm, Mark? Take the next urinal, huh?

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Episode 240 – Meet

Jake You have to go.

Sven But I’d rather not.

Jake I get that. Sadly, that won’t be happening.

Sven But…

Jake You have to go to this meeting.

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