Sven

Episode 119 – Dobble Dobble

Dan So where’d she come from?

Sven Who?

Dan The… she…

Happy Sven Victoria? You want to discuss her while she is in the bathroom? Really?

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Episode 117 – The Dobbler Effect

Sven I had an idea.

Dan What kind of idea?

Sven The kind of idea that will work.

Happy Dan Oh, those are the best kind to have.

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Episode 112 – When all are one.

Sven I was thinking about getting a tattoo.

Jake Of what?

Sven The Autobot symbol.

Jake The Transformers… like the… those autobots?

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Episode 108 – Wha-bang-smash!

Happy Mel Whoever invented the Cheerio was a genius.

Sven Cheerios really are a work of art, aren’t they?

Dan Does anyone not like Cheerios?

Happy Mel Why aren’t there world religions devoted to this stuff?

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Episode 106 – The doors open upward.

Dan Did you ever see Back to the Future?

Sven Uhm, obviously?

Dan Right. So it always bothered me.

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Episode 103 – The 2010 Not-So-Great Drink-Off, part 1 of 2

Mark All right! Ground rules!

Mel Boo!

Jake Hiss!

Tashi Let him go on.

Happy Dan You just want to start drinking.

Sven Don’t you?

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Episode 97 – Off my lawn.

Dan You know what really gets me?

Sven Otters having sex on the Discovery Channel?

Dan That too.

Sven Obviously. But what was the other thing?

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Episode 92 – The Plan, part 2 of 2

Mark Sorry I’m late.

Happy Jake Good, you’re here!

Mark What’d I do?

Sven Not you. Jacob is going to come up with the reason.

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