Sven

Episode 281 – Spies like us.

Happy Tashi So, dearling, get this, Rachael thinks I’m a spy.

Sven A spy? Like working for the Russians?

Happy Tashi I don’t know who I am supposed to be working for, but yes, a spy.
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Episode 276 – Tongue lashing.

Jake I am so sick of touchscreens.

Sven Really? I love them. So much better than mouse and pointer interfaces.

Jake They are, but they’re also just so… full of touching and smudging.

Happy Sven You can wipe them off.
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Episode 274 – Color wheel

Sven I think we should consider going green.

Tashi Around the office? Our apartments?

Sven All of it.

Tashi So I’ll look into the office buying carbon credits.

Sven Huh? No…
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Episode 272 – Now with robots.

Sven I was thinking of building a robot shark.

Jake That sounds like a horribly bad idea.

Sven Why? I’d control it.

Jake To start, sure. But we all know how this story goes. Boy builds shark, boy controls shark, shark gains mind of its own, shark kills town.
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Episode 269 – Really not a jetpack.

Sven I have decided that I should get a tattoo.

Tashi What? Really?

Sven I think so yes.

Tashi And what would this tattoo be of?

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Episode 267 – Made in the Fun Factory

Mark Whatever happened to Fruit Roll-ups?

Sven Nothing.

Mark Really they still make them?

Sven That brand? I assumed so , but the idea of flattened processed plastic fruit food? That hasn’t gone away.

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Episode 264 – Programming for the future.

Sad Sven I made a huge mistake.

Happy Dan Oh no. What happened?

Sven Well, I was sick of internet comments.

Dan Never read the comments!

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Episode 260 – Moving right along.

Tashi I think I’m sick of ponies.

Happy Sven Is that even possible?

Happy Tashi I didn’t think so, but yes, it seems to have happened.

Sven Well, fair, I’m sick of zombies.

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