Episode 112 – When all are one.

03.04.10 12:01 am by APK. Filed under: Jacob, Mark, Sven

Sven I was thinking about getting a tattoo.

Jake Of what?

Sven The Autobot symbol.

Jake The Transformers… like the… those autobots?

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Episode 108 – Wha-bang-smash!

02.18.10 12:01 am by APK. Filed under: Daniel, Melina, Sven

Happy Mel Whoever invented the Cheerio was a genius.

Sven Cheerios really are a work of art, aren’t they?

Dan Does anyone not like Cheerios?

Happy Mel Why aren’t there world religions devoted to this stuff?

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Episode 106 – The doors open upward.

02.11.10 12:01 am by APK. Filed under: Daniel, Sven

Dan Did you ever see Back to the Future?

Sven Uhm, obviously?

Dan Right. So it always bothered me.

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Episode 103 – The 2010 Not-So-Great Drink-Off, part 1 of 2

02.02.10 12:01 am by APK. Filed under: Daniel, Jacob, Mark, Melina, Natasha, Sven

Mark All right! Ground rules!

Mel Boo!

Jake Hiss!

Tashi Let him go on.

Happy Dan You just want to start drinking.

Sven Don’t you?

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Episode 97 – Off my lawn.

01.12.10 12:01 am by APK. Filed under: Daniel, Sven

Dan You know what really gets me?

Sven Otters having sex on the Discovery Channel?

Dan That too.

Sven Obviously. But what was the other thing?

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Episode 92 – The Plan, part 2 of 2

12.24.09 12:01 am by APK. Filed under: Jacob, Mark, Sven

Mark Sorry I’m late.

Happy Jake Good, you’re here!

Mark What’d I do?

Sven Not you. Jacob is going to come up with the reason.

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Episode 91 – The Plan, part 1 of 2

12.22.09 12:01 am by APK. Filed under: Jacob, Sven

Jake Sven? Have you ever wondered why we’re here?

Sven Because we desire vodka?

Happy Jake Yeah, but no I meant here, on Earth. Humans. Why we’re here.

Happy Sven Ahhh you mean the big question.

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Episode 86 – An easy mistake to make.

12.03.09 12:01 am by APK. Filed under: Jacob, Mark, Sven

Happy Jake I don’t believe you did that!

Angry Mark I didn’t mean it!

Happy Jake Oh man, the look on her face! How could you?

Angry Mark I didn’t mean it!

Happy Sven That poor, poor woman is going to be scarred for life!

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