A client proposed a new toy idea they want us to design.

This is good. This is money.

They want monkeys to fly out of your butt.

Excuse me?

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I do love me some Red Bull.

Ick.

I know, you prefer Monster.

I prefer none of them, but yeah if I have to have an energy drink, there you go.

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This is the year the world ends, right?

No!

Isn’t there some Mayan thing?

Well sure, but even that doesn’t predict the end of the world.
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I think I hate cargo pants.

Really? I love them! So roomy! So many pockets!

Yeah. Until the cupcake happens.

Uhm? The cupcake?
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Oh man that trip was the best!

You went to L.A. How great could it be?

No, you don’t understand, I went to product launches in L.A.

Uhm, all right, so? I’ve been to product launches here with you. Not a big deal.

In L.A.? Free burritos at the event.
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We should move in together.

Should we? Really?

Wow, all right, maybe we shouldn’t?

I didn’t mean it like that!
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You know for years I thought Don Quixote was The Man of The Monster.

Not La Mancha?

I heard it wrong the first time and it just stuck.

So when he tilted at windmills, did he also try to eat them?
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Science can answer anything.

Why do birds sing so gay?

To attract mates.

Well that takes all the fun out of everything.
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