Sven

Episode 152 – Some things don’t mix

Sven So there I was, in the bathroom…

Dan Just now?

Sven Yeah, that’s where I — I just sat down, remember? Back from the…

Dan Bathroom. Right. Go on.

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Episode 150 – Some menus use “Richard.”

Mark So here’s a question.

Sven I’ll do my best.

Mark How many food are named after body parts that don’t really exist?

Happy Sven Like buffalo wings?

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Episode 147 – Sparky.

Angry Jake Damn it, Sven, now we won’t ever get to eat.

Sven What did I do?

Angry Jake You know what you did!

Sven Hmm. Let me think. No, no I do not.

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Episode 142 – Self-perpetuating

Mark You know what would be awesome?

Sven What?

Mark If the media didn’t try so hard to treat us like we’re stupid.

Happy Sven Well…

Angry Mark What? We’re not stupid!

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Episode 141 – In which the word penis is used a lot

Sven Man, Second Life is odd.

Happy Tashi Is it? I am not current with my online oddities.

Sven Well, it is. I mean it’s also a good place, but… I recently joined up there.

Tashi Uh-huh.

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Episode 137 – Flame on.

Dan Well, it’s official.

Sven What is?

Happy Mel You’re gonna be an astronaut?

Happy Dan No, sadly.

Happy Mel I know, right?
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Episode 136 – Science is hard.

Sven I need to do science.

Tashi Did you not just recently “do science” to something?

Sad Sven Not really. I sort of poked at that whole concept with… say a stick that had a bit of science on the tip, but that was it.

Happy Tashi So, in terms of your last project you wanted to do science to it but then you only gave it a little bit of the tip?
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Episode 134 – Caught!

Jake Mark? Are you all right?

Sad Mark Yes?

Sven What happened?

Jake You just went to the bathroom! Does it burn when you pee, little buddy?

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