We have to go now.

I’m almost done with this.

What is it that can’t wait? what could you possibly be doing that trumps my neeeeeds?

Payroll.

I’m waiting, I’m waiting.

Thank you. Now, why are we going again?

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Do we still need that fake fur?

Are you buying me a coat?

The one Sven wanted to use for the new prototypes.

Oh, well, yes, he needs it. Why?

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Today sucked.

Oh, it wasn’t that bad.

You didn’t have to deal with angry Germans.

I did not no.

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Thanks for meeting me here.

I was already here.

Uhm, yeah why are we in your basement?

It’s his workshop.

Mark knows, but basement makes it sound more like Sven’s going to kill us all.

It listens to the Sven or it gets the hose again!

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So then what were you…?

Sven! You know damn well what I was asking you!

Yes, fine. I’ll make tea. But what did you see dearling?

A pair of Sven’s clothes, in a lump on the top of your hamper.

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I am very sick of the rain.

I, too, am in this boat.

So formal. Ugh. Whatever. Can it stop raining now?

We’re inside now. No more rain. Well, until we have to go outside I suppose.

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All right. Let’s do this.

Are you sure?

We don’t have a choice!

All right then!

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I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered! My life is my own!

Mark…

I am not a number, I am a human being!

Yes, well, you also have a number and it is high and we will have to sit and wait.

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