Have you ever seen Aliens?

Uhm. No. I haven’t seen ghosts either. I’m pretty sure. I think.

No, I mean the movie.

Oh, of course! Why?

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I think we should consider going green.

Around the office? Our apartments?

All of it.

So I’ll look into the office buying carbon credits.

Huh? No…
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I have decided that I should get a tattoo.

What? Really?

I think so yes.

And what would this tattoo be of?

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Oh my lord this chaise lounge is too comfortable.

Isn’t it great?

Why? why do I not have a fainting couch to call my own?

Because you have no good space for it.

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There are more stars in the universe than there are grains of sand.

In the universe?

Stars, yes.

No I meant grains of sand.

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I think I’m sick of ponies.

Is that even possible?

I didn’t think so, but yes, it seems to have happened.

Well, fair, I’m sick of zombies.

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I just had a great idea.

Yes?

Chocolate army men.

As in the candy or in a 70s funk black man sort of way?

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So I was out with this guy the other night…

Was he cute?

Not the point.

That’s a yes, so the date was going well.

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