All right, why is that woman wearing safety goggles?

That’s Goggle Woman, Mark.

Yeah, you don’t know about her?

No, what, or who, is Goggle Woman?

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Have you ever been tased?

What? No! And I swear, if you pull a taser out of your pocket and tase me I’ll kill you later.

I am not going to tase you.

Then why are you asking me?

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Twizzlers are evil.

Well… yeah! What brought that on?

I should eat dinner.

But you’re too full of twizzlers? Was it a big twizzler-filled day?

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I’ve always wanted to see the world, you know?

It is a good place, the world.

I agree! But, I don’t know, I mean I always feel like I should learn the language first, before I go somewhere.

That makes sense.

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Yikes.

What?

I don’t want to judge.

And yet there you are. Judging.

All right, I’m judging.

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I love a good pedicure, don’t you?

This is relaxing, I’ll admit.

Mmm. And then we can get the waxing, yes?

No thank you.

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S’are we back?

I lost a shoe!

I miss my cat.

You don’t have a cat.

S’why he misses it!

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All right! Ground rules!

Boo!

Hiss!

Let him go on.

You just want to start drinking.

Don’t you?

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