You’re sure they wanted it to look like this?

Yes.

Because I don’t know if they really wanted…

It looks fine!

It’s kinda… squat.

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Thanks for meeting me here.

I was already here.

Uhm, yeah why are we in your basement?

It’s his workshop.

Mark knows, but basement makes it sound more like Sven’s going to kill us all.

It listens to the Sven or it gets the hose again!

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I want a tattoo.

You do? Since when?

Since recently, I guess. But I want a tattoo.

Of what?
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So then what were you…?

Sven! You know damn well what I was asking you!

Yes, fine. I’ll make tea. But what did you see dearling?

A pair of Sven’s clothes, in a lump on the top of your hamper.

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I am very sick of the rain.

I, too, am in this boat.

So formal. Ugh. Whatever. Can it stop raining now?

We’re inside now. No more rain. Well, until we have to go outside I suppose.

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Ever just have one of those weeks where you feel down?

For no reason at all?

Yeah. Just a downturn in the mood. Blarg.

Oof, yeah, it could be depression.

It is a depression but not depression, if that makes sense.

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I know how we can improve movies!

Go back to 2-D?

Push it even further! Smell-O-Movies!

They tried that once, it was called Smell-O-Vision. It failed.

Well but this would be different.

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We got the best flyer today at work.

Free burritos?

We got the second best flyer at work today.

What was it?

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