Science can answer anything.

Why do birds sing so gay?

To attract mates.

Well that takes all the fun out of everything.
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I was looking at a computer manual the other day.

Getting a new laptop?

No, but I thought for a second, I just tripped over Gb.

Tripped over it? Like, what it meant?
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I really need to start bringing a snack to work.

And will you also get naptime?

That would be great, but snacks are a must.

So bring a snack.

That’s just it, I try to!
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This new album is great.

Wassa album? Like you got it on vinyl?

Don’t make me feel old!

Sorry. So what’s good about it?
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Have you ever seen Aliens?

Uhm. No. I haven’t seen ghosts either. I’m pretty sure. I think.

No, I mean the movie.

Oh, of course! Why?

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…but the kangaroo didn’t approve.

That’s crazy!

I know. But what can you do?

Not give a kangaroo vodka.
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I love the petting zoo!

Which is why we went.

Yay!

But, uhm, we’re not there anymore.

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You can’t tell me what to do! You’re not the boss of me!

You really need to put down the yo-yo.

But it’s fun!

And you’ve already broken a lamp.

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