That. Was. AWESOME!

Hmm?

I just got to ride in a DeLorean!

What?!

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In the eternal war of cupcake versus muffin I have found a winner.

There’s an eternal war?

Isn’t there?

No, cupcakes are better. How could there be war if we know who wins?

But that’s where you’re wrong!
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This is the year the world ends, right?

No!

Isn’t there some Mayan thing?

Well sure, but even that doesn’t predict the end of the world.
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Holiday parties suck.

All the people?

No, I like people. It’s the potluck. Potluck’s are evil.

Oh, there I’ll agree with you.
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I really think shoe design peaked with the Converse All-Star.

That’s it? That’s where good shoe design ends?

I think so.

Hmmm.
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Here you go.

Chicken soup?

It’ll help you feel better.

Don’t come to close, I think I have the black death.
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Well, but yeah, I mean I like shaving, but there are times…

You wish you still had…

Southern growth? Yes.

You could go for a merkin.
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You know for years I thought Don Quixote was The Man of The Monster.

Not La Mancha?

I heard it wrong the first time and it just stuck.

So when he tilted at windmills, did he also try to eat them?
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