Awww man!

What?

Stupid bottle!

Uhm, Melly mel?

(continue reading…)

I need a drink. And meat. A burger. Rare.

Oh no, what happened?

A great sadness.

Roberto?

Roberto!

(continue reading…)

Woo, almost time for my summer vacation!

Where ya going this year?

Well, a few years ago I hit Denmark.

Yeah but that was then, you going back?

I liked it there! But no I had something else in mind.

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My Twitter account got suspended.

You use Twitter?

Well I did.

What happened?
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Do you ever think that people in wheelchairs hate Doctor Who?

What? Why?

Well, they must hate Daleks.

Jake!
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Well, it’s official.

What is?

You’re gonna be an astronaut?

No, sadly.

I know, right?
(continue reading…)

I’m so happy you got here!

Me too! I have to ask you stuff, and tell you stuff, and…

I have to tell you something, too! You first!

I met a guy!

Oh.

(continue reading…)

I think I need to start a garden.

Where are you going to plant things? You live on the 5th floor of a building!

Where everyone, I mean, you’ve seen… come on.

A fire escape garden?

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