Mark

Episode 278 – Hate.

Angry Mark Haaaaaate.

Jake What’s wrong?

Angry Mark I Haaaaaate.

Happy Jake All right, what do you hate?
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Episode 275 – A tank?

Dan …but the kangaroo didn’t approve.

Happy Mel That’s crazy!

Dan I know. But what can you do?

Happy Mel Not give a kangaroo vodka.
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Episode 273 – Well trained.

Angry Jake You really need to not do that anymore.

Happy Mark Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!

Jake Come on, man, you’re gonna get us punched one day.

Happy Mark No way! People love it!

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Episode 271 – The movies are real.

Dan Where’d you put the Netflix movie?

Mark I didn’t have it.

Dan Yeah you did. We watched one the other night and you had the second in your room.

Happy Mark No, you had it in your room. Oh no.
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Episode 268 – Paint me like one of your French girls

Happy Mark Oh my lord this chaise lounge is too comfortable.

Happy Tashi Isn’t it great?

Mark Why? why do I not have a fainting couch to call my own?

Happy Tashi Because you have no good space for it.

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Episode 267 – Made in the Fun Factory

Mark Whatever happened to Fruit Roll-ups?

Sven Nothing.

Mark Really they still make them?

Sven That brand? I assumed so , but the idea of flattened processed plastic fruit food? That hasn’t gone away.

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Episode 265 – Made by Duncan

Angry Mel You can’t tell me what to do! You’re not the boss of me!

Mark You really need to put down the yo-yo.

Angry Mel But it’s fun!

Mark And you’ve already broken a lamp.

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Episode 263 – Granular

Mark There are more stars in the universe than there are grains of sand.

Tashi In the universe?

Mark Stars, yes.

Happy Tashi No I meant grains of sand.

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