Which is why I think that Jell-O should come in jalapeno flavor.
It’s horrible but true. All right, get on that.
I have no ability to demand things of the Jell-O people.
The Jell-O people, isn’t that a crappy made-for-TV movie?
Which is why I think that Jell-O should come in jalapeno flavor.
It’s horrible but true. All right, get on that.
I have no ability to demand things of the Jell-O people.
The Jell-O people, isn’t that a crappy made-for-TV movie?
I wish I had a button, you know?
Nope.
Like a big STOP button, for the world.
You mean, like a button?
Twizzlers are evil.
Well… yeah! What brought that on?
I should eat dinner.
But you’re too full of twizzlers? Was it a big twizzler-filled day?
Crap, I’m out of smokes.
Well you shouldn’t smoke, anyway.
No worries, I won’t be.
At least until you buy more?
Sometimes I want to throw someone under a bus!
I want a grilled cheese.
What does that have to do with my rage?
Nothing, what does your rage have to do with my cheese-based desires?
I was thinking about getting a tattoo.
Of what?
The Autobot symbol.
The Transformers… like the… those autobots?
Well, it was what I wanted now.
And if we’re the victims of the night…
I won’t be blinded by light!
Just call me angel of the morning, angel.