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Episode 124 – Screech ka-zap!

Happy Sven Which is why I think that Jell-O should come in jalapeno flavor.

Mark It’s horrible but true. All right, get on that.

Happy Sven I have no ability to demand things of the Jell-O people.

Happy Mark The Jell-O people, isn’t that a crappy made-for-TV movie?

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Episode 122 – But it’s shiny!

Mark I wish I had a button, you know?

Dan Nope.

Happy Mark Like a big STOP button, for the world.

Dan You mean, like a button?

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Episode 120 – Don’t you hate that?

Mark Yeah, no, I’m with Dan.

Dan Hi Mel!

Mark Dan says hi. Mel says hi back.

Happy Dan Hooray!

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Episode 118 – Makes mouths happy?

Tashi Twizzlers are evil.

Happy Mark Well… yeah! What brought that on?

Tashi I should eat dinner.

Mark But you’re too full of twizzlers? Was it a big twizzler-filled day?

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Episode 114 – Play time

Angry Mark Crap, I’m out of smokes.

Dan Well you shouldn’t smoke, anyway.

Angry Mark No worries, I won’t be.

Dan At least until you buy more?

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Episode 113 – Tricksy hobbitses.

Angry Mark Sometimes I want to throw someone under a bus!

Jake I want a grilled cheese.

Angry Mark What does that have to do with my rage?

Jake Nothing, what does your rage have to do with my cheese-based desires?

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Episode 112 – When all are one.

Sven I was thinking about getting a tattoo.

Jake Of what?

Sven The Autobot symbol.

Jake The Transformers… like the… those autobots?

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Episode 111 – Form of… oh no.

Happy Mark Well, it was what I wanted now.

Happy Mel And if we’re the victims of the night…

Happy Mark I won’t be blinded by light!

Happy Mel Just call me angel of the morning, angel.

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