Haaaaaate.
What’s wrong?
I Haaaaaate.
All right, what do you hate?
(continue reading…)
Mark
Episode 275 – A tank?
…but the kangaroo didn’t approve.
That’s crazy!
I know. But what can you do?
Not give a kangaroo vodka.
(continue reading…)
Episode 273 – Well trained.
You really need to not do that anymore.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!
Come on, man, you’re gonna get us punched one day.
No way! People love it!
Episode 271 – The movies are real.
Where’d you put the Netflix movie?
I didn’t have it.
Yeah you did. We watched one the other night and you had the second in your room.
No, you had it in your room. Oh no.
(continue reading…)
Episode 268 – Paint me like one of your French girls
Oh my lord this chaise lounge is too comfortable.
Isn’t it great?
Why? why do I not have a fainting couch to call my own?
Because you have no good space for it.
Episode 267 – Made in the Fun Factory
Whatever happened to Fruit Roll-ups?
Nothing.
Really they still make them?
That brand? I assumed so , but the idea of flattened processed plastic fruit food? That hasn’t gone away.
Episode 265 – Made by Duncan
You can’t tell me what to do! You’re not the boss of me!
You really need to put down the yo-yo.
But it’s fun!
And you’ve already broken a lamp.
Episode 263 – Granular
There are more stars in the universe than there are grains of sand.
In the universe?
Stars, yes.
No I meant grains of sand.
