Here you go.
Chicken soup?
It’ll help you feel better.
Don’t come to close, I think I have the black death.
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Here you go.
Chicken soup?
It’ll help you feel better.
Don’t come to close, I think I have the black death.
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I don’t believe it!
What?
Black Friday isn’t enough for people anymore!
It’s enough for me. More than.
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Well, but yeah, I mean I like shaving, but there are times…
You wish you still had…
Southern growth? Yes.
You could go for a merkin.
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Ever notice that Swiss and American wont he cheese wars?
I missed cheese wars? That’s kind of sad.
I guess you did, then.
I don’t even remember cheese peace talks falling apart.
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So the circus was cool.
You went to the circus?
Yeah, last night, I thought I mentioned.
Uhm, no. Also, what circus is even in town?
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This is some kick ass peanut butter.
It’s like the guy who made it made it like a boss!
Like a Peanut Boss!
A new hero, for a new age.
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I was wondering how many problems I actually have.
Don’t we all just assume we have ninety-nine, now?
Right, that’s where I started, but then I had to think about it.
You tried to actually count?
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This new album is great.
Wassa album? Like you got it on vinyl?
Don’t make me feel old!
Sorry. So what’s good about it?
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