Mark? Are you all right?

Yes?

What happened?

You just went to the bathroom! Does it burn when you pee, little buddy?

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I feel bad for those little Transformers guys.

Which?

Like Laserbeak or Rumble? Were they called that?

The little cassette ones?

Yeah!
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All right, why is that woman wearing safety goggles?

That’s Goggle Woman, Mark.

Yeah, you don’t know about her?

No, what, or who, is Goggle Woman?

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I got a new job!

Whatcha doin’?

I’m gonna train monkeys.

Wait, what?

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Which is why I think that Jell-O should come in jalapeno flavor.

It’s horrible but true. All right, get on that.

I have no ability to demand things of the Jell-O people.

The Jell-O people, isn’t that a crappy made-for-TV movie?

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I wish I had a button, you know?

Nope.

Like a big STOP button, for the world.

You mean, like a button?

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Yeah, no, I’m with Dan.

Hi Mel!

Dan says hi. Mel says hi back.

Hooray!

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Twizzlers are evil.

Well… yeah! What brought that on?

I should eat dinner.

But you’re too full of twizzlers? Was it a big twizzler-filled day?

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