Mark? Are you all right?
Yes?
What happened?
You just went to the bathroom! Does it burn when you pee, little buddy?
Mark? Are you all right?
Yes?
What happened?
You just went to the bathroom! Does it burn when you pee, little buddy?
I feel bad for those little Transformers guys.
Which?
Like Laserbeak or Rumble? Were they called that?
The little cassette ones?
Yeah!
(continue reading…)
All right, why is that woman wearing safety goggles?
That’s Goggle Woman, Mark.
Yeah, you don’t know about her?
No, what, or who, is Goggle Woman?
Which is why I think that Jell-O should come in jalapeno flavor.
It’s horrible but true. All right, get on that.
I have no ability to demand things of the Jell-O people.
The Jell-O people, isn’t that a crappy made-for-TV movie?
I wish I had a button, you know?
Nope.
Like a big STOP button, for the world.
You mean, like a button?
Twizzlers are evil.
Well… yeah! What brought that on?
I should eat dinner.
But you’re too full of twizzlers? Was it a big twizzler-filled day?