So Sven was going on about furries, again.
Oh no, did he hit up a convention?
Yeah for work. But it got me thinking.
Oh no.
So Sven was going on about furries, again.
Oh no, did he hit up a convention?
Yeah for work. But it got me thinking.
Oh no.
So here’s a question.
I’ll do my best.
How many food are named after body parts that don’t really exist?
Like buffalo wings?
I just had the most chilling thought…
Oh?
Totally. Like bone chilling. I didn’t know you could chill bones, but it turns out you can.
And what has you so spooked?
Man, it’s hot.
It’s summer.
But it’s hot.
That happens in the summer.
We need to do something.
This is a day that shall live in infamy!
You have no choice! You can not win!
Prepare yourself for destruction!
This! Is! Sparta!
You know what would be awesome?
What?
If the media didn’t try so hard to treat us like we’re stupid.
Well…
What? We’re not stupid!
I don’t think I have ever felt older than I did this afternoon.
Trouble getting out of your office chair?
What? No! Why would I have a problem standing up?
(continue reading…)
Mark? Are you all right?
Yes?
What happened?
You just went to the bathroom! Does it burn when you pee, little buddy?