Where’s our food?

In the kitchen, I’d bet.

We’ve been here forever!

Relax, they’re busy.

We’ve waited for, what, three years?

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Bananas!

Uhm?

Raisin muffins!

Sure?

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I do love me some Red Bull.

Ick.

I know, you prefer Monster.

I prefer none of them, but yeah if I have to have an energy drink, there you go.

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Muh.

Buh?

Guh.

Duh?
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So what’d Sven get you for Christmas?

Mark! Dearling that isn’t something you just ask.

It isn’t?

No! What if it’s highly personal?
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This! Is!

A bar?

No! Sparta! This is Sparta!

I’m pretty sure it’s a bar.
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So lemme ask you.

Oh no.

Oh no what?

Ever since we moved in together you do this. You ask me the strangest questions ever, just to ask them.
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Oh man that trip was the best!

You went to L.A. How great could it be?

No, you don’t understand, I went to product launches in L.A.

Uhm, all right, so? I’ve been to product launches here with you. Not a big deal.

In L.A.? Free burritos at the event.
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