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Episode 153 – Names are important.

Dan So Sven was going on about furries, again.

Happy Mark Oh no, did he hit up a convention?

Happy Dan Yeah for work. But it got me thinking.

Mark Oh no.

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Episode 150 – Some menus use “Richard.”

Mark So here’s a question.

Sven I’ll do my best.

Mark How many food are named after body parts that don’t really exist?

Happy Sven Like buffalo wings?

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Episode 148 – You can’t stop them!

Mark I just had the most chilling thought…

Dan Oh?

Mark Totally. Like bone chilling. I didn’t know you could chill bones, but it turns out you can.

Happy Dan And what has you so spooked?

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Episode 145 – Floating on a dream

Mark Man, it’s hot.

Jake It’s summer.

Mark But it’s hot.

Jake That happens in the summer.

Mark We need to do something.

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Episode 144 – Prepare yourself for destruction!

Angry Dan This is a day that shall live in infamy!

Angry Mark You have no choice! You can not win!

Angry Dan Prepare yourself for destruction!

Angry Mark This! Is! Sparta!

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Episode 142 – Self-perpetuating

Mark You know what would be awesome?

Sven What?

Mark If the media didn’t try so hard to treat us like we’re stupid.

Happy Sven Well…

Angry Mark What? We’re not stupid!

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Episode 138 – Old school.

Sad Jake I don’t think I have ever felt older than I did this afternoon.

Mark Trouble getting out of your office chair?

Angry Jake What? No! Why would I have a problem standing up?
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Episode 134 – Caught!

Jake Mark? Are you all right?

Sad Mark Yes?

Sven What happened?

Jake You just went to the bathroom! Does it burn when you pee, little buddy?

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