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Episode 312 – Years

Angry Jake Where’s our food?

Mark In the kitchen, I’d bet.

Angry Jake We’ve been here forever!

Mark Relax, they’re busy.

Angry Jake We’ve waited for, what, three years?

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Episode 308 – Well that got strange.

Jake Bananas!

Mark Uhm?

Happy Jake Raisin muffins!

Mark Sure?

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Episode 307 – The hidden meaning.

Mark I do love me some Red Bull.

Sven Ick.

Mark I know, you prefer Monster.

Sven I prefer none of them, but yeah if I have to have an energy drink, there you go.

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Episode 304 – Uh.

Mark Muh.

Dan Buh?

Mark Guh.

Dan Duh?
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Episode 302 – Horror movies start this way.

Mark So what’d Sven get you for Christmas?

Happy Tashi Mark! Dearling that isn’t something you just ask.

Mark It isn’t?

Tashi No! What if it’s highly personal?
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Episode 300 – 300.

Happy Mark This! Is!

Happy Jake A bar?

Happy Mark No! Sparta! This is Sparta!

Happy Jake I’m pretty sure it’s a bar.
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Episode 298 – Make a meal of it.

Dan So lemme ask you.

Mark Oh no.

Happy Dan Oh no what?

Happy Mark Ever since we moved in together you do this. You ask me the strangest questions ever, just to ask them.
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Episode 296 – For free, honestly.

Sven Oh man that trip was the best!

Happy Mark You went to L.A. How great could it be?

Happy Sven No, you don’t understand, I went to product launches in L.A.

Mark Uhm, all right, so? I’ve been to product launches here with you. Not a big deal.

Happy Sven In L.A.? Free burritos at the event.
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