Jacob

Episode 276 – Tongue lashing.

Jake I am so sick of touchscreens.

Sven Really? I love them. So much better than mouse and pointer interfaces.

Jake They are, but they’re also just so… full of touching and smudging.

Happy Sven You can wipe them off.
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Episode 273 – Well trained.

Angry Jake You really need to not do that anymore.

Happy Mark Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!

Jake Come on, man, you’re gonna get us punched one day.

Happy Mark No way! People love it!

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Episode 272 – Now with robots.

Sven I was thinking of building a robot shark.

Jake That sounds like a horribly bad idea.

Sven Why? I’d control it.

Jake To start, sure. But we all know how this story goes. Boy builds shark, boy controls shark, shark gains mind of its own, shark kills town.
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Episode 270 – Goat.

Happy Mel I love the petting zoo!

Happy Jake Which is why we went.

Happy Mel Yay!

Jake But, uhm, we’re not there anymore.

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Episode 266 – Hard shell

Dan I need tacos. Right now.

Happy Jake We’re sitting at a bar. A bar that does not serve tacos.

Dan Then obviously we must leave here and forth to a place where tacos will be provided.

Jake Or we could stay and have wings.

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Episode 261 – No yak joke included.

Mark I don’t get Canadians.

Jake What’s to get. They’re just people. People who are easy going. Like non-hippie hippies, if you would.

Happy Mark No, but what do they do when something goes wrong?

Jake Besides generally rightfully blame us?

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Episode 257 – Symbolic.

Dan So Godzilla.

Happy Jake Yeah, man, you’re right, that guy is totally so Godzilla.

Dan What?

Jake I thought you were inventing a new term for people.

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Episode 256 – Rubble.

Happy Jake What is that?

Sven New product.

Jake What client?

Sven Oh, no, this is one of those things I think we can brand and sell ourselves.

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