I don’t believe it!

What?

Black Friday isn’t enough for people anymore!

It’s enough for me. More than.
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Why is there no rest for the wicked?

I thought it was no rest for the weary?

Well them too.

Then who gets to rest?
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This is some kick ass peanut butter.

It’s like the guy who made it made it like a boss!

Like a Peanut Boss!

A new hero, for a new age.
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I was wondering how many problems I actually have.

Don’t we all just assume we have ninety-nine, now?

Right, that’s where I started, but then I had to think about it.

You tried to actually count?
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Snooker is not billiards.

Billiards is not pool.

8-ball and 9-ball are certainly not the same.

Well, that’s right there in the name.
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Haaaaaate.

What’s wrong?

I Haaaaaate.

All right, what do you hate?
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I am so sick of touchscreens.

Really? I love them. So much better than mouse and pointer interfaces.

They are, but they’re also just so… full of touching and smudging.

You can wipe them off.
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You really need to not do that anymore.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!

Come on, man, you’re gonna get us punched one day.

No way! People love it!

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