You dated Melina.

I did.

Then you can, perhaps, answer a question for me.

Duuude.
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I feel bad for those little Transformers guys.

Which?

Like Laserbeak or Rumble? Were they called that?

The little cassette ones?

Yeah!
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…right, you let me know. I’m with someone now, call me back later.

Who was that?

Guy trying to get some freelance work from me.

You taking it?

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Why are sandwiches the perfect food?

I dunno, why?

No, I wasn’t… that wasn’t set-up for a joke, I was just musing.

Oh!

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I got a taco!

Which is good, since you ordered a taco.

It isn’t like I forgot what I ordered, Jake!

Just making sure!

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I’ve always wanted to see the world, you know?

It is a good place, the world.

I agree! But, I don’t know, I mean I always feel like I should learn the language first, before I go somewhere.

That makes sense.

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Sometimes I want to throw someone under a bus!

I want a grilled cheese.

What does that have to do with my rage?

Nothing, what does your rage have to do with my cheese-based desires?

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I was thinking about getting a tattoo.

Of what?

The Autobot symbol.

The Transformers… like the… those autobots?

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