Where’s our food?

In the kitchen, I’d bet.

We’ve been here forever!

Relax, they’re busy.

We’ve waited for, what, three years?

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This meal just made me uncomfortable.

Did I forget to wear pants?

No… do you often forget to wear pants when you go out?

Not at all, but I thought it could account for the issue.

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Bananas!

Uhm?

Raisin muffins!

Sure?

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In the eternal war of cupcake versus muffin I have found a winner.

There’s an eternal war?

Isn’t there?

No, cupcakes are better. How could there be war if we know who wins?

But that’s where you’re wrong!
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I think I hate cargo pants.

Really? I love them! So roomy! So many pockets!

Yeah. Until the cupcake happens.

Uhm? The cupcake?
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This! Is!

A bar?

No! Sparta! This is Sparta!

I’m pretty sure it’s a bar.
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I really think shoe design peaked with the Converse All-Star.

That’s it? That’s where good shoe design ends?

I think so.

Hmmm.
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So this guy last night demonstrated a new rule.

Did it involve face painting?

What, no, why would it involve face painting.

Could have been a rule about clowns.
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