Jacob

Episode 149 – She also steals the covers.

Tashi Jacob?

Jake ‘Tashi?

Tashi I… I feel the need to ask you something, at this juncture.

Jake All right…

Tashi Why am I in your bed?

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Episode 147 – Sparky.

Angry Jake Damn it, Sven, now we won’t ever get to eat.

Sven What did I do?

Angry Jake You know what you did!

Sven Hmm. Let me think. No, no I do not.

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Episode 145 – Floating on a dream

Mark Man, it’s hot.

Jake It’s summer.

Mark But it’s hot.

Jake That happens in the summer.

Mark We need to do something.

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Episode 143 – It would make a good shirt.

Jake Woo, almost time for my summer vacation!

Happy Mel Where ya going this year?

Jake Well, a few years ago I hit Denmark.

Mel Yeah but that was then, you going back?

Jake I liked it there! But no I had something else in mind.

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Episode 139 – Exterminate!

Jake Do you ever think that people in wheelchairs hate Doctor Who?

Mel What? Why?

Jake Well, they must hate Daleks.

Angry Mel Jake!
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Episode 138 – Old school.

Sad Jake I don’t think I have ever felt older than I did this afternoon.

Mark Trouble getting out of your office chair?

Angry Jake What? No! Why would I have a problem standing up?
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Episode 135 – Come and knock on our door

Dan You know there’s a fan for everything.

Jake It’s so true.

Dan They even sell Full House on DVD.

Happy Jake People buy DVD sets of Full House?

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Episode 134 – Caught!

Jake Mark? Are you all right?

Sad Mark Yes?

Sven What happened?

Jake You just went to the bathroom! Does it burn when you pee, little buddy?

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