Do we still need that fake fur?

Are you buying me a coat?

The one Sven wanted to use for the new prototypes.

Oh, well, yes, he needs it. Why?

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Thanks for meeting me here.

I was already here.

Uhm, yeah why are we in your basement?

It’s his workshop.

Mark knows, but basement makes it sound more like Sven’s going to kill us all.

It listens to the Sven or it gets the hose again!

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Am I late?

No, you’re fine.

You sure?

Yes! What’s up?

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I had an epiphany the other day.

That’s scary.

Why is that scary?

I don’t know, I mean how often do you hear that line followed by something cute and cuddly?

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I know how we can improve movies!

Go back to 2-D?

Push it even further! Smell-O-Movies!

They tried that once, it was called Smell-O-Vision. It failed.

Well but this would be different.

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I don’t think people think things through enough.

Sure, I can see that.

It annoys me.

Why do I have the feeling you’re after something specifically?

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I keep waiting for the new rolling foot fad.

Buh?

When we were kids, roller-skates were the big thing, right?

Roller-skates rocked, it’s true.

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So you need to explain this to me.

A pleasure!

How will we revolutionize all of music, exactly?

Well planned cover bands.

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