So the circus was cool.

You went to the circus?

Yeah, last night, I thought I mentioned.

Uhm, no. Also, what circus is even in town?
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I really need to start bringing a snack to work.

And will you also get naptime?

That would be great, but snacks are a must.

So bring a snack.

That’s just it, I try to!
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Snooker is not billiards.

Billiards is not pool.

8-ball and 9-ball are certainly not the same.

Well, that’s right there in the name.
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…but the kangaroo didn’t approve.

That’s crazy!

I know. But what can you do?

Not give a kangaroo vodka.
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Where’d you put the Netflix movie?

I didn’t have it.

Yeah you did. We watched one the other night and you had the second in your room.

No, you had it in your room. Oh no.
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I need tacos. Right now.

We’re sitting at a bar. A bar that does not serve tacos.

Then obviously we must leave here and forth to a place where tacos will be provided.

Or we could stay and have wings.

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I made a huge mistake.

Oh no. What happened?

Well, I was sick of internet comments.

Never read the comments!

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I gotta pee!

Uhm. So… go pee?

I can’t! The bathroom is out of order.

The women’s room is. Use the men’s room.

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