Why are sandwiches the perfect food?

I dunno, why?

No, I wasn’t… that wasn’t set-up for a joke, I was just musing.

Oh!

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I wish I had a button, you know?

Nope.

Like a big STOP button, for the world.

You mean, like a button?

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Yeah, no, I’m with Dan.

Hi Mel!

Dan says hi. Mel says hi back.

Hooray!

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So where’d she come from?

Who?

The… she…

Victoria? You want to discuss her while she is in the bathroom? Really?

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I had an idea.

What kind of idea?

The kind of idea that will work.

Oh, those are the best kind to have.

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Oh, snap!

Dude?

Wasssssup!

Shot down.

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Crap, I’m out of smokes.

Well you shouldn’t smoke, anyway.

No worries, I won’t be.

At least until you buy more?

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Whoever invented the Cheerio was a genius.

Cheerios really are a work of art, aren’t they?

Does anyone not like Cheerios?

Why aren’t there world religions devoted to this stuff?

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