A client proposed a new toy idea they want us to design.

This is good. This is money.

They want monkeys to fly out of your butt.

Excuse me?

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That. Was. AWESOME!

Hmm?

I just got to ride in a DeLorean!

What?!

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This man, today, at work, he spoke to me in Klingon.

Klingon? Really?

Yes, as if I should either understand or be impressed.

I’m gonna assume you were neither?
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Muh.

Buh?

Guh.

Duh?
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So lemme ask you.

Oh no.

Oh no what?

Ever since we moved in together you do this. You ask me the strangest questions ever, just to ask them.
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So this guy last night demonstrated a new rule.

Did it involve face painting?

What, no, why would it involve face painting.

Could have been a rule about clowns.
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Ever notice that Swiss and American wont he cheese wars?

I missed cheese wars? That’s kind of sad.

I guess you did, then.

I don’t even remember cheese peace talks falling apart.
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Why is there no rest for the wicked?

I thought it was no rest for the weary?

Well them too.

Then who gets to rest?
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