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Episode 312 – Years

Angry Jake Where’s our food?

Mark In the kitchen, I’d bet.

Angry Jake We’ve been here forever!

Mark Relax, they’re busy.

Angry Jake We’ve waited for, what, three years?

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Episode 311 – Chimped

Sven A client proposed a new toy idea they want us to design.

Dan This is good. This is money.

Sven They want monkeys to fly out of your butt.

Happy Dan Excuse me?

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Episode 310 – Outside in.

Tashi This meal just made me uncomfortable.

Jake Did I forget to wear pants?

Tashi No… do you often forget to wear pants when you go out?

Jake Not at all, but I thought it could account for the issue.

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Episode 309 – The doors open upward!

Happy Mel That. Was. AWESOME!

Dan Hmm?

Happy Mel I just got to ride in a DeLorean!

Dan What?!

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Episode 308 – Well that got strange.

Jake Bananas!

Mark Uhm?

Happy Jake Raisin muffins!

Mark Sure?

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Episode 307 – The hidden meaning.

Mark I do love me some Red Bull.

Sven Ick.

Mark I know, you prefer Monster.

Sven I prefer none of them, but yeah if I have to have an energy drink, there you go.

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Episode 306 – It’s a war, now.

Jake In the eternal war of cupcake versus muffin I have found a winner.

Happy Mel There’s an eternal war?

Jake Isn’t there?

Happy Mel No, cupcakes are better. How could there be war if we know who wins?

Happy Jake But that’s where you’re wrong!
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Episode 305 – nuqneH

Tashi This man, today, at work, he spoke to me in Klingon.

Happy Dan Klingon? Really?

Tashi Yes, as if I should either understand or be impressed.

Dan I’m gonna assume you were neither?
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