Episode 448 – Fanfic
May 23
I wrote some fanfic.
You wrote fanfic? Lemme guess, Star Trek?
Nope. Sheesh.
All right, then what?
Episode 447 – Eight legs fly.
May 21
…so of course I was really interested until I realized he said Stick.
That S makes all the difference.
Yeah, anyone can have a glow stick.
But the rest of the date went all right?
Episode 446 – Maid.
May 16
I had to fire the maid today.
Well that sucks. I liked having a maid.
Yes, well we can hire a new one.
Oh, all right. I don’t know why I never thought of having someone in once a week before.
Episode 445 – Blenders make for magic.
May 14 Fruit juice bothers me.
Fruit juice?
I don’t mean apple or orange I mean that species of juice called only “fruit juice.”
It is the sausage of the juice world.
Episode 444 – Rip.
May 09 I used to hate velcro.
Used to?
Used to. I’ve grown used to that horrible ripping sound.
But you still call it horrible.
