Episode 362 – FlipJul 26
I think we need a new coffee table.
Why? I like my coffee table.
No, I know you did, but—
Well. We need a new coffee table.
What happened to my coffee table?
No need to be mad.
That remains to be seen, based on what happened.
Well. Debra was over.
Debra… Debra the clown?
No, Claudia was the clown.
Debra the sword-swallower?
That was Marcy.
Did you just go down a carnival’s address book?
No, just odd that way.
So what does Debra do?
She does competitive parkour.
Oh come on, you really are a member of a Carnival Dating Service, aren’t you. Admit it!
I’m not, I swear!
So go on. Go on, and explain to me how your… oh.
Yeah, oh. She was all showing me this standing backflip off the couch and—
Didn’t you think this was a bad idea?
To my credit, I did.
But did you stop it?
I did not.
Right. So she did her backflip and you were sure the table could survive and then—
And then it didn’t.
Where, out of curiosity, was I when this happened?
I thought you were asleep.
Fair, then, wait, I walked right by the table today. It looked fine.
Looked fine is right. If you had even nudged it it probably would have fallen apart again.
So when does the new table—
Thank you. And keep your travelling circus of women from destroying anything else. Lord, it’s like the Circus of Crime around the apartment, I swear.