Episode 359 – Slop.

Episode 359 – Slop.

Jul 17

Damn it!

What happened?

Meatballs. In my lap.

They go in your mouth, not your lap. Come on.

No, now I have to go home and change.

Wait, no. If you do that we’ll miss the movie.

Well, I can’t go out like this.

If you go home you’ll have to go out like this.

I can’t go around like this, look at this! Meatball everywhere. Tomato sauce all over my pants!

I get that but either way you’ll have to go outside. Might as well stop at the movie first and not ruin your whole night just because you’re a slob.

Hey!

Well why ruin my night, too?

If I go to the movie I’ll smell like meatball, the whole place will stink of it.

Ever been to a movie in NY?

Yes.

Then when doesn’t a theatre smell kinda funky?

Doesn’t mean I want to be the cause of it.

Your pants are messed up regardless. Look, we’ll stop and buy some air freshener on the way and hose you down.

I’m gonna look like…

You can’t be trusted to eat like an adult, sure. But you will all the way home, too.

This sucks.

Lots of things suck. Let’s see a movie.

My pants…

Full of sauce.

Ruined.

Come on, Sloppy Joe, we’ll buy you a spray.

No, really, can we not hose me down with Lysol?

you wanna be the theater’s stinky guy?

Can we at least get…

You don’t get to decide a specific scent. You’ll be standing outside in shame, while I run in and get this.

What? Why?

I don’t know I didn’t think you’d agree!

Hey!

Shush, you stay here, Stinky McStainpants. I’ll be right back.

Siiiigh.

Oh don’t be dramatic, Tomato Britches. Now, let me go get some putrid Lysol and then we can enjoy a sticky movie together!

Hooray?

Hooray!