Episode 358 – Clipped.

Episode 358 – Clipped.

Jul 12

Gak!

Gak?

I think I just swallowed a paperclip.

That’s not go… wait.

What?

How do you think you swallowed a paper clip?

Well, it was in my mouth—

Right, no I get the act of swallowing. But I mean more how are you unsure?

Of what?

Either you swallowed a paperclip or you didn’t! But it was in your mouth and you swallowed. If it wasn’t in your mouth after, I mean, how are you unsure?

I don’t know!

All right. So you’re just upset that you swallowed a paperclip.

I’m not sure if it’ll poke holes in my guts or what!

It could clip them together…

Not funny!

Actually it isn’t. And it could get caught on something. Off to the hospital we go.

Wait, really?

Yes, really! No, that could legitimately mess you up. Time for X-Rays and fun times. Get your coat.

My coat? It’s summer.

Fine, leave your coat. Let’s go.

But maybe I didn’t swallow it.

Did you or didn’t you?

I don’t know!

How? How do you not know?

When I coughed it could’ve been spat out.

Nope, I don’t see a paperclip on the floor.

No?

Nope.

Well, but maybe I…

And off to the hospital we go.

I blame Microsoft.

Clippy?

Clippy. Somehow he’s responsible.