Episode 348 – Splat

Episode 348 – Splat

Jun 07

You know how some people claim that being pooped on by a bird is good luck?

No, what?

Well, some people say that.

All right. Good for them. Wait, did you get pooped on by a bird?

I did not, but that’s the thing.

you were happy and now you’re not?

I was happy, this is true. Now I am more confused.

Bird poop confuses you?

no.

all right, then what?

Well I was outside, coming back from meeting Marjean for lunch.

Oh how is she?

We’ll get there. So while we’re coming back, I almost get pooped on.

Almost? You dodged?

No! But Marjean reached over to grab my drink and she got pooped on. Instead of me. See?

I think so.

And then just a little while ago she found out she won a contest.

And you think if she hadn’t gotten pooped on that good luck would have been yours?

Well it is possible.

No, it really isn’t but sure.

You do not know if there is strange power in this world.

Fine, but I am fairly sure that if there is, it is not contained in bird poop.

I suppose.

So what contest did she win?

Marjean?

Yeah.

Free cheese sticks at the Italian place we had lunch.

Oh. Cheese sticks? yeah higher universal luck powers there.

You never know.

No, sometimes you do.