Episode 336 – Wait, they forgot one…
Episode 336 – Wait, they forgot one…
Apr 26
What happens if a zombie bites a vampire?
I don’t know, what?
No, I was asking. Not a joke set-up.
Oh. Uhm. All right, why are you asking?
Don’t you ever wonder?
What happens when a zombie bites a vampire?
Sure!
Nope. Never wondered that.
Well why not?
Because they’re not real, so I guess what happens is “whatever I decide.”
That doesn’t work, they both have internal consistency you would need to follow.
Do they? Because there are all different sorts of rules for both, so how do you choose?
Hmmm. I suppose but at the core of it, there are still some basic rules.
Such as?
Well. Zombies are undead.
And so are vampires.
There ya go!
Right then. If that’s it, Well. I’m done.
Hey don’t blame me!
I’m not blaming you, I just have nothing else to add. If a zombie bites a vampire I would guess… nothing happens since the vampire is already dead, too.
See, that’s what I was thinking. I mean I had a whole list of other reasons, but…
But they don’t matter since it’s kinda bing bang done?
It’s not that easy!
I don’t know. You asked, I answered, you agreed. Which means my ten seconds of thought were worth the same as your time, right?
No. You just… grabbed at an answer.
It’s true. But it doesn’t matter anyway.
Why not?
Because mummies are immune to both and, though possibly slower, way more quietly badass. Everyone discounts the mummy. They shouldn’t.
The mummy, really?
Really.
Not an answer I really expected.
No one ever does. Then wham cursed.
Mummies.
Damn right.
