Episode 335 – Moo

Episode 335 – Moo

Apr 24

Manatee.

Cows of the sea?

Baby manatee are also calves. So yes.

And yet we don’t have manatee burgers.

It’s true. Or manatee jackets.

Well, I mean they are vulnerable to extinction, right?

Well, sure, but I’m just saying.

Yeah, if they’re so cow-like…

No one breeds them, like cows, though.

You know, when you stop and think about it, we’re total dicks to cows.

More so than to any other animal, really.

Seriously! We’re just totally going out of our way to harass them

Well now I wanna know what cows did to us.

I think there’s jealousy.

We’re jealous of cows?

They eat fart and sleep all day.

So do cats, but we don’t eat cats.

… well…

No that restaurant did not serve you cat that one time!

So you say. Regardless, cats are smaller and cuter.

Yeah but I dunno. I think somewhere along the line we just got pissed at cows.

Well. We loved hunting buffalo, right? And then they ran out and all we had was cows. Maybe we resent them for not being cooler?

Maybe!

Take that, lame cows! We’ll eat your flesh and wear your skin! That’ll teach you to be cooler!

Man, if bullies always acted like that Back to the Future would’ve been totally different!