Episode 332 – Admit it, you kinda want to.

Episode 332 – Admit it, you kinda want to.

Apr 12

Stupid credit cards!

Ut-oh, did you overspend?

No, someone tried to forge some sales, and no one cared. The signature doesn’t even look like mine at all!

Yah. S’why I came up with a defense against that.

Really?

For real, sir. I did.

Uhm, ok, fraud-stopper, tell me.

I sign everything with my dick.

Uhm, excuse me?

I sign everything with my dick. That way I can tell if it is forged, later.

I don’t… even…

Does that look like it was signed by a dick? Not really? Then it may not be real!

What is… how can you be so…

Oh that looks like someone… put a hole in the paper creatively? Well, that may just be mine, yes!

You are… this is…

Oh here, let me sign for that! Yes, I am excited by this UPS package, thanks for noticing!

No! Stop!

And thus have I defeated forgeries everywhere! Using only the power of my penis!

Can’t… breathe…

So, you see, Jacob, your older ways have been outmoded by my simple change.

I hate you.

And I hate fraud! Combat it! With your genitals!