Episode 332 – Admit it, you kinda want to.Apr 12
Stupid credit cards!
Ut-oh, did you overspend?
No, someone tried to forge some sales, and no one cared. The signature doesn’t even look like mine at all!
Yah. S’why I came up with a defense against that.
For real, sir. I did.
Uhm, ok, fraud-stopper, tell me.
I sign everything with my dick.
Uhm, excuse me?
I sign everything with my dick. That way I can tell if it is forged, later.
I don’t… even…
Does that look like it was signed by a dick? Not really? Then it may not be real!
What is… how can you be so…
Oh that looks like someone… put a hole in the paper creatively? Well, that may just be mine, yes!
You are… this is…
Oh here, let me sign for that! Yes, I am excited by this UPS package, thanks for noticing!
And thus have I defeated forgeries everywhere! Using only the power of my penis!
So, you see, Jacob, your older ways have been outmoded by my simple change.
I hate you.
And I hate fraud! Combat it! With your genitals!