Episode 331 – Twisted?Apr 10
Pretzels are like people.
Not sure where that came from.
I dunno. Just occurred to me.
Well, it makes no sense, so congratulations?
It makes perfect sense.
And how is that, then?
Well. What is a pretzel?
A baked bread thing that’s twisted.
So if I give you a stick, no twisting or braiding involved, but it is made out of pretzel dough and salted, say, is it a pretzel?
So a pretzel is just about the dough, and the salt, then.
Not the salt, you can have them saltless.
So just the dough.
I guess, yeah.
See, just like people. No matter what they look like, or prefer, they’re still people.
This is… oddly deep.
Are you saying I can’t be deep?
No, I’m saying I find it odd you are being randomly deep and using pretzels as your medium.
Well. I am hungry.
And you want a pretzel…
They’re so tasty!
And yet by comparing pretzels to people, you’ve made me think that your desire for eating pretzels is because of a corresponding desire to eat people.
Zombie? Are you a zombie?
A pretzel zombie.
So… wait… that would mean you are a pretzel.
Oh, I guess? Uhm, then no. I’m not.
I am now unsure about all of this.
We could keep discussing it over a pretzel?