Episode 331 – Twisted?

Episode 331 – Twisted?

Apr 10

Pretzels are like people.

Not sure where that came from.

I dunno. Just occurred to me.

Well, it makes no sense, so congratulations?

It makes perfect sense.

And how is that, then?

Well. What is a pretzel?

A baked bread thing that’s twisted.

Really?

Yeah!

So if I give you a stick, no twisting or braiding involved, but it is made out of pretzel dough and salted, say, is it a pretzel?

I suppose.

So a pretzel is just about the dough, and the salt, then.

Not the salt, you can have them saltless.

So just the dough.

I guess, yeah.

See, just like people. No matter what they look like, or prefer, they’re still people.

This is… oddly deep.

Are you saying I can’t be deep?

No, I’m saying I find it odd you are being randomly deep and using pretzels as your medium.

Well. I am hungry.

And you want a pretzel…

They’re so tasty!

And yet by comparing pretzels to people, you’ve made me think that your desire for eating pretzels is because of a corresponding desire to eat people.

Uhm… no.

Zombie? Are you a zombie?

A pretzel zombie.

So… wait… that would mean you are a pretzel.

Oh, I guess? Uhm, then no. I’m not.

I am now unsure about all of this.

We could keep discussing it over a pretzel?

…yes.