Episode 328 – GlindaMar 29
You know, thinking about it, I don’t trust Glinda.
You know, the Good Witch?
But she’s the Good Witch!
Which is how she describes herself. We don’t hear other people say, “Hey, you seen Glinda? Man she sure is a good witch.” No, Glinda self-describes as good.
Well, true, but the munchkins…
Were under a different witch’s control just recently. You think they aren’t a bit Stockholm syndrome’d?
Huh. I never thought of it that way.
No one does. At first.
But once you mention it…
You’ve seen it now, haven’t you…
Yup. The house.
This house goes through a tornado…
Right, and happens to land on this witch and set everything off. You know what would’ve helped the house go through without damage?
The kind of magic that a supposed Good Witch might control.
Glinda has been fooling us all this time.
She’s like Kaiser Soze.
You are never allowed to talk to me about Narnia.
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was making people think he was a kindly lion…