Episode 322 – They are quite pointy.Mar 08
When lord? When will it be my turn?
How much longer must I toil and stand aside, waiting, lord? How much longer?!
My turn with the darts is almost over, I promise.
Oh. Well, all right.
I thought you didn’t like darts, anyway.
Then why the hissy?
I don’t like darts, but being allowed to throw big sharp needles indoors around other people? Bonus points!
And this is why I must now never give you darts.
You don’t want to play darts. You want to throw sharp things around a room.
Uhm, yeah. Is there a different reason to play darts, like, ever?
Darts is a fun game.
Because you throw needles around a room.
There’s skill involved.
In needle flinging!
People play with suction cup darts, too.
That’s like decaf coffee, isn’t it? Oh, look. I’m throwing a suction cup. No way to accidently hurt anyone. Yawn.
Darts isn’t about potential injury!
It really is. Man, how have you been playing darts all these years?
No darts for you.
You can’t decide that!
I just did.
I don’t want to be your next victim.
Well you will be now!
And this is why no darts for you.
I totally walked right into that, didn’t I?
A little too fast, actually.