Angry Jake Where’s our food?

Mark In the kitchen, I’d bet.

Angry Jake We’ve been here forever!

Mark Relax, they’re busy.

Angry Jake We’ve waited for, what, three years?

Happy Mark Or twenty minutes, as humans reckon time.

Jake Whatever, maybe they hid our food in Narnia.

Happy Mark You think there’s a food Narnia in the back of this place?

Jake Aslan’s Bar and Grill, why not?

Happy Mark Hey!

Jake What?

Mark Aslan is like Jesus Lion, right?

Jake Yeah… he is…

Happy Mark So in the fables the mouse takes a thorn out of the lion’s paw.

Jake Uhm, so?

Happy Mark So the mouse prevented stigmata!

Happy Jake Wait, what?

Happy Mark Yeah! Aslan had no stigmata. Jesus was nailed to a cross. Like with giant thorns. Mouse takes them out. Paw is fine.

Happy Jake Mice prevent stigmata!

Happy Mark Damn right!

Happy Jake Proving that Fievel is crucial to bible study.

Happy Mark Please, this is way beyond Fievel.

Jake No way!

Happy Mark Yeah, this is at least Sixvel.

Angry Jake See, I was laughing…

Happy Mark Of course!

Angry Jake And forgot that I was really hungry and sick of waiting for our food…

Happy Mark Because laughter!

Angry Jake And then you go and say Sixvel.

Happy Mark Maybe even Sevenvel!

Angry Jake And now I’m hungry again and I have to work out where to hide the body later.

Happy Mark Man, some people can’t take Fievel humor.

Jake Some people shouldn’t attempt it.

Happy Mark Hey Jake?

Jake What?

Happy Mark Where’s the food?

Angry Jake Shut it!