This meal just made me uncomfortable.

Did I forget to wear pants?

No… do you often forget to wear pants when you go out?

Not at all, but I thought it could account for the issue.

It does not.

So what’s made you uncomfortable about dinner?

These.

Mashed potatoes. Yeah. Uhm, unless you’re doing some sort of Close Encounters riff…

No, but, they have bacon.

That’s joyous, not nerve rattling.

YOU would think.

I most certainly do think, yes.

And yet, you see, the problem is my meal last night.

Uhm. You had mashed potatoes and bacon last night? Again I fail to see the problem.

I did not, no.

Then?

I had potato skins…

That’s bad?

And pork rinds.

All right, first of all how do you call that dinner?

It was what I had.

Anyway. Yeah.

So last night I eat the skins of the pigs and the potatoes and now I eat their fleshes!

Why is this a problem?

Well besides the obvious lack of healthy foods involved…

Oh I assumed we were tossing that concern out the window the second you said pork rinds, but continue.

Regardless!

Mmhmm.

Tomorrow will I have to partake of haggis?

Uhm, kinda obviously.

I don’t like haggis.

Don’t start eating things skin inward if you don’t want to end up at haggis!

I didn’t know that rule.

And after tomorrow night’s haggis dinner you won’t forget it again.

No, no I won’t.