I do love me some Red Bull.

Ick.

I know, you prefer Monster.

I prefer none of them, but yeah if I have to have an energy drink, there you go.

To each their own.

Here’s what I don’t get though.

Mmm?

Why call it Red Bull? I mean Monster because it’s a monster! It makes you a monster!

Yeah, sure and Rockstar makes you a rockstar.

It does! Like a rockstar with an addiction. Sweaty and hyper and jittery.

Oh, lord, you’re right.

Yeah! But Red Bull? It neither makes me feel red or like a bull.

Strong like bull!

Thin, but all right, why red?

Because calling it Blue Bull would have been too easy a target?

Grab some Blue Bulls!

The most unfulfilling drink ever.

But still, why Red Bull?

Red is the color of anger and passion and bulls see red when they’re mad?

So drink this drink and you can be an out of control rageaholic whose biggest anger causer is yourself?

Exactly!

Sign me up!