So lemme ask you.
Oh no.
Oh no what?
Ever since we moved in together you do this. You ask me the strangest questions ever, just to ask them.
This one isn’t like that.
Ok, shoot.
If you could eat any fictional animal character who would it be?
What?!
Like, I don’t mean “a dragon” I mean the specific dragon. Like Smaug. A specific character that is also an animal, and fictional.
Uhm. What the hell?
Well, like Bambi would be an easy answer.
No, I get the rules! I was wondering where the hell the question comes from!
Well, I was watching Bambi…
You were?
It was on. And I was hungry. And Thumper… and I thought rabbit stew… and now we’re here.
Wow.
I know.
Wow.
I know!
So uhm. What animal. Fictional. Would I eat?
Yeah. I mean for me, I don’t wanna stick with Thumper. He kicked off the idea but isn’t my choice.
Then who is?
Smaug, actually. Always wondered how dragon might taste.
Fair enough.
And you?
I don’t know. You had time to think. I’m strill coming around to the idea.
Awww, come on.
All right, fine, uhm, Wile E. Coyote.
What? Why?
Wouldn’t it be delicious? After all his time trying to eat the Road Runner to eat him instead?
You’re bent.
Don’t be jealous of my great ideas.
I worry about you.
Jealous.
Concern.
Can I let the Road Runner watch?
Ack! No!
December 15th, 2011 on 7:40 am
Road Runner would watch anyway.
December 15th, 2011 on 9:38 am
True enough.
December 15th, 2011 on 11:34 am
Best part is that after talking about making stew out of Thumper, Daniel is calling Mark bent for his idea?
December 15th, 2011 on 11:36 am
Rabbit stew is an old tradition.
December 15th, 2011 on 2:31 pm
This was one of the best ones so far! It just hits the nail on the head in some twisted way :D
I’d probably make a meal out of Tweety, just because she is so goddamn annoying, and have a side dish of… say, Mickey Mouse or Gladstone Gander. Both get on my nerves. Mm, grilled mouse with hazel-almond stuffing and picant spicing.
December 15th, 2011 on 5:15 pm
Mai-chan from Mai-chan’s Daily Life. She may as well be an animal. She among other characters are virtually pets, and she can regrow any part that has been eaten. She has already resorted to using her body as food for the quadruple amputee girl pet. Not to mention that she presents the option to have her any way you like, putting the japanese restaurant that lets you “pork your pork” before you eat it to shame. And Mai-chan would do it all with the perfect blend of cute submission, fear and general good will and purity that it’s almost impossible to break her from unless you take it a little too far like cutting her baby out of her, raping it and throwing it in a blender.
December 16th, 2011 on 11:52 am
^^ wow you REALLY thought that through………
December 18th, 2011 on 7:00 am
Actually, I’d pick the road runner. Partly because the damn bird has it coming, and partly to see Wile E. Coyote’s face, when I take a big bite out of his life’s work >:D I’d probably share it with him afterwards though :D