Oh man that trip was the best!

You went to L.A. How great could it be?

No, you don’t understand, I went to product launches in L.A.

Uhm, all right, so? I’ve been to product launches here with you. Not a big deal.

In L.A.? Free burritos at the event.

What?! You got… they had… WHAT?! To hell with New York. I’m out!

Don’t drop the mic just yet, Mark.

No, seriously, the last launch we were at they gave us, what, some old cheese and crackers that were opened when Nixon was in office?

Well, it’s just a different…

And now you say they gave you free burritos! I don’t think you mean some sort of cruddy cocktail, tiny, micro, useless burrito, either, do you?

Uhm, no, they were pretty sweet.

Damn it! I’m moving!

You’re forgetting something.

What? Make it snappy, I have a plane to catch!

It’s L.A., Mark. Remember that.

So?

This is how they make up for having to live out there.

Hmmm.

No, really. They ply you with perks to try and make you forget you left New York and now live out in L.A.

That doesn’t seem right.

But you know it is.

But… free burritos.

New York.

Free burritos.

I will buy you a burrito. It will be, for you, free.

Really?

If it’ll shut you up.

Man, this place is just like L.A.

Just… let’s go.