I don’t believe it!

What?

Black Friday isn’t enough for people anymore!

It’s enough for me. More than.

Now they want to shop on Thursday.

What?

Yes. Yes indeed. And worse they have a name for it!

Uhm, Douche-bag Shopping Day?

No. Worse.

Uhm. What?

Brown Thursday.

So, lighter than Black Friday.

Eventually we will get Mocha Wednesday when people have pre-pre-Friday sales.

And then Tan Tuesday?

Yup. But of course we end with White Monday. A respectable distance from the day. That’s why it’s white.

Yeah these names are so oddly racist.

Aren’t they? I figure if this keeps up they’ll rename Cyber Monday…

Wait, we have Cyber Monday?

Sadly, yeah, it’s the Monday after the holiday where everyone has online deals.

I hate humans.

Ditto, but they can rename it Asian Monday.

Because it’d be racist to make a connections between Asians and computers?

I guess?

Why not.

Pretty much.

Racism is hard.

I dunno just pick someone to hate and say dumb stuff?

Huh. That’s it?

That’s pretty much it.

So. Brown Thursday.

I say we watch Firefly and celebrate Browncoat Thursday instead.

Done deal!