I was looking at a computer manual the other day.

Getting a new laptop?

No, but I thought for a second, I just tripped over Gb.

Tripped over it? Like, what it meant?

Yes. I couldn’t find Gigabyte in my head and I settled on Gangsta Bit.

Gangsta Bit?

Well, it didn’t make sense but nothing else did either, so I ran with it.

That’s great. So what are Gangsta Bits?

They determine how cool your computer is, I figure.

Huh I wonder how many Gangsta Bits my computer has.

Watch out, too. When adding more Gb ensure they are compatible! Otherwise it may start a turf war.

It’s hard out there for a Gangsta Bit.

Gotta use your memory and your smarts at all times.

This makes my computer so much better.

It does, does it not?

So older memory?

O.G. memory, you mean?

Of course, so silly of me.

Yes, well.

It does all sound a bit violent though.

Well, if you overclock, yes.

Is that when you have Flava Flav running your memory?

It must be!

That just makes it even cooler. I want to overclock my machine now!

Be careful, your machine is like a house.

…Whose house?

Run’s house!

Woo!