This is some kick ass peanut butter.

It’s like the guy who made it made it like a boss!

Like a Peanut Boss!

A new hero, for a new age.

Yes! Peanut Boss! Little Jeremy Nuten was hit by spilled chemicals…

Radioactive?

Of course! And they changed his skin into a hard shell!

And, I guess, gave him a top hat.

I don’t see why not, kooky chemical spills.

And so he just decided to fight crime? As a giant peanut?

Only obviously.

Just asking.

He’s Peanut Boss!

Your children may be allergic to him, but so is crime!

Peanut Boss! He’s not jelly!

So he fights crime and is just a giant peanut. That’s sort of a sad superhero.

He’s a freedom fighter. When the whole world has gone nuts, who else can you rely on? Only Peanut Boss!

So what are his powers?

Well he’s bullet proof, because of his shell, of course.

Of course, but what else?

He’s, uhm, you know… he has the powers of a giant peanut.

Which are what, exactly?

Uhm. Peanut… powers?

So, nothing, is what you’re saying.

I’m sure there are powers, he’s a freedom fighter.

A freedom fighter now?

Legume my people go!

Oh, that’s it, we’re done.

The only way to follow that is with beer.

Pretty much.