I really need to start bringing a snack to work.

And will you also get naptime?

That would be great, but snacks are a must.

So bring a snack.

That’s just it, I try to!

Uh-huh, and yet somehow the act of snack avoids you?

I forget.

That’s it?

There needs to be more?

Well, yeah! You just forget?

More often than not, I forget. I get to work in the morning and sit down and about an hour later I curse because I forgot a snack.

Leave yourself a note on the front door?

Tried that!

You… and it didn’t work?

For a few days but then I became blind to it. it was just part of the door, you know?

Set an alert on your phone?

Somehow that feels like losing.

Getting the snack is losing now?

No, but having to set an alarm. That’s going a step beyond even just a note.

And that’s losing?

Yeah. It proves I am not smart enough to manage my own snacking needs without technological help.

But… I mean…

What?

It’s true!

But I don’t want to have to admit it.

But if you admit it you’ll get yummy snacks in return.

I dun wanna.

Snacks!

Fine, I’ll set an alert reminder.

Since you can’t manage to get snacks on your own.

Yeah.

And now, you can have snacks!

Yay!

For being slightly deficient.

Boo.