Angry Mark Haaaaaate.

Jake What’s wrong?

Angry Mark I Haaaaaate.

Happy Jake All right, what do you hate?

Angry Mark Everything.

Jake Really? You have everything? Every single thing is a thing that you hate.

Angry Mark Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!

Jake Mmhmm. So you hate… kittens?

Angry Mark They bite and scratch and have no manners.

Happy Jake Do you hate rainbows?

Angry Mark Stupid rainbows. Where do they lead? No where! Dumb things. Making promises they can’t keep.

Happy Jake Unicorns?

Angry Mark Backwards erect horses!

Happy Jake Oh god. Uhm. Cupcakes. Ha! NO one can hate cupcakes!

Angry Mark I have no cupcakes! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!

Jake Ut-oh.

Angry Mark Why would you make it worse?

Jake I didn’t mean to! I was trying to help!

Angry Mark Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!

Jake Uhm, well, I could go get cupcakes?

Angry Mark They’d probably be out of them.

Jake Why?

Angry Mark Haaaaaaaaate will scare the cupcakes away.

Jake Well then there’s nothing I can do.

Angry Mark I know! That’s what I was trying to tell you.

Jake I’m gonna just sit here, then, and watch Ghostbusters. You go on and hate.

Angry Mark Ghost… busters…

Happy Jake Can’t hate it, can you?

Mark I… it… damn it. Damn you, Jacob!

Jake Yeah, yeah, haaaate, now shut up and get some beers.