Dan …but the kangaroo didn’t approve.

Happy Mel That’s crazy!

Dan I know. But what can you do?

Happy Mel Not give a kangaroo vodka.

Happy Dan So true!

Mark What’s true?

Mel Gravity. Gravity is true.

Dan Not if our entire universe is just a hologram.

Mel Excuse me?

Mark Well, it could be. But maybe not.

Mel A hologram.

Happy Dan Yup!

Mel Like Jem and the?

Happy Mark No, more like “Help me Obi Wan, you’re my only hope.”

Happy Mel So the universe could really just be the projection of a stupid droid?

Happy Dan Not quite, and don’t call R2 stupid.

Mel He’s stupid and a liar.

Happy Mark He is a liar!

Dan Fair enough. But yes, we could just be a hologram.

Mark One big collective hologram.

Happy Mel Sans Jem.

Happy Mark Sans Jem.

Mel That makes it bleaker.

Dan Well, we’ll always have Jem in our heart.

Mark That sounds like a strange medical condition.

Happy Mel It’s better than Kimber heart.

Happy Dan And that’s better than Captain Planet heart.

Happy Mark That guy was useless, wasn’t he?

Mel He had a monkey. That was his job. Carry the monkey.

Happy Dan Can you imagine the team meetings? “I want to drive the tank!” “Shut up. Carry the monkey.”

Happy Mel They didn’t have a tank!

Mark They should’ve had a tank.

Happy Dan A Planet Tank.

Mark Would it have looked like a planet, big round tank, or would it have been the size of a planet?

Happy Mel That’s no moon!

Happy Dan That’s a planet tank!

Mark Probably piloted by R2, who lied about it.

Happy Mel So we’re just a hologram, on the back of a planet tank, driven by a droid that lies?

Happy Dan There we go.