…but the kangaroo didn’t approve.
That’s crazy!
I know. But what can you do?
Not give a kangaroo vodka.
So true!
What’s true?
Gravity. Gravity is true.
Not if our entire universe is just a hologram.
Excuse me?
Well, it could be. But maybe not.
A hologram.
Yup!
Like Jem and the?
No, more like “Help me Obi Wan, you’re my only hope.”
So the universe could really just be the projection of a stupid droid?
Not quite, and don’t call R2 stupid.
He’s stupid and a liar.
He is a liar!
Fair enough. But yes, we could just be a hologram.
One big collective hologram.
Sans Jem.
Sans Jem.
That makes it bleaker.
Well, we’ll always have Jem in our heart.
That sounds like a strange medical condition.
It’s better than Kimber heart.
And that’s better than Captain Planet heart.
That guy was useless, wasn’t he?
He had a monkey. That was his job. Carry the monkey.
Can you imagine the team meetings? “I want to drive the tank!” “Shut up. Carry the monkey.”
They didn’t have a tank!
They should’ve had a tank.
A Planet Tank.
Would it have looked like a planet, big round tank, or would it have been the size of a planet?
That’s no moon!
That’s a planet tank!
Probably piloted by R2, who lied about it.
So we’re just a hologram, on the back of a planet tank, driven by a droid that lies?
There we go.






September 27th, 2011 on 4:16 am
But… but… Kangaroos love vodka!
September 27th, 2011 on 9:28 am
It’s true!
September 27th, 2011 on 8:35 pm
I’ve heard weirder religious theories.
September 28th, 2011 on 3:39 pm
Like alien volcano ghosts that infect our minds with self-doubt, giving rise to all earthly woes?