I think we should consider going green.

Around the office? Our apartments?

All of it.

So I’ll look into the office buying carbon credits.

Huh? No…

You meant painting things green, didn’t you?

Yeah.

Not being environmentally smart?

We should do that, too, I guess. But really I think the room would look great green.

What shade of green?

You know, green.

Lime green, forest, electric green, teal?

Hmmm I dunno…

Green-yellow, apple green, shamrock, olive, hunter green, mint, pine, pistachio?

Oh come on, you are making some of those up.

Army green, kelly green, olive drab, dark olive, lawn green, fern, jungle?

And now I’m done with green.

But…

Nope. Done. Too much green.

Maybe blue?

I do like blue.

Power, light blue, navy, blue-green…

Stop that!

So why the sudden need to repaint?

Because I can’t make this monkey robot work.

That… almost makes sense.

That’s why I love you.

I’ll go grab some paint. But I’m not telling you what color. You pick a room in your place. We’ll paint it tonight and then tomorrow – robot!

Monkey robot.

Even better.