Angry Jake You really need to not do that anymore.

Happy Mark Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!

Jake Come on, man, you’re gonna get us punched one day.

Happy Mark No way! People love it!


Angry Jake No one loves it.

Happy Mark I made two bucks!

Jake You took money?

Mark Well they put it in my hand.

Happy Jake You just took their money?

Mark I worked for it, I suppose, I don’t see why not.

Jake Because you just stood there, on the train, and started singing.

Happy Mark Buskers sing on trains all the time!

Jake You aren’t a busker! You were not busking at all!

Mark I was, I think, by accident.

Jake You just started singing “Singing on the train.”

Happy Mark I’m singing on the train… just singing on a train… what a glorious feeling… I’ll ride it again!

Happy Jake I was there, you don’t have to revisit it for me.

Happy Mark So why do you get mad?

Jake I’m sure someone, someday, will take a swing at you.

Happy Mark For singing?

Jake Yes.

Mark Are you saying my singing is that bad?

Happy Jake No?

Happy Mark Nice! Well, I’m not worried. Worse than me escape unscathed.

Jake Also, it’s embarrassing.

Happy Mark I’m not embarrassed!

Jake I meant me.

Mark But you aren’t signing.

Jake But I’m with you. So…

Mark So what?

Jake Embarrassing.

Happy Mark Bah! I was just… singing on a train, just singing on a train… what a glorious feeling I’ll…

Happy Jake Stop it!

Happy Mark HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!