Where’d you put the Netflix movie?

I didn’t have it.

Yeah you did. We watched one the other night and you had the second in your room.

No, you had it in your room. Oh no.

Have we lost it down the black hole of Netflix rentals?

Damn it! They’re red envelopes! How can we lose them?

I think they have cloaking technology.

That must be it, because seriously, bright red envelopes!

And yet we lose them.

Everyone does, I think.

How? How is that even possible?

Maybe we’re all just conditioned to see the envelopes are part of our environment?

Maybe we’re dense. All right, you check under the couch, I’ll check the freezer.

The freezer?

Remember when we rented American Ninja V?

Yeah?

We lost the disc, it was in the freezer.

Why was it in the freezer?

Why did we rent American Ninja V?

Point. The freezer makes more sense.

Do you even remember what movie we’re looking for?

It’s Leprechaun 4, I think.

Leprechaun in space?

Yup!

Man, maybe we’re better off not finding it.

Inevitably but we should… oh, it was under the chair.

Can we leave it there?

We rented it, we must watch it!

I hate us, sometimes.

Me too. Go make popcorn.

Go make drinks.

Hooray for crappy movie night!