Oh my lord this chaise lounge is too comfortable.

Isn’t it great?

Why? why do I not have a fainting couch to call my own?

Because you have no good space for it.

I could replace something…

The couch?

Yes the normal couch will go!

And won’t Daniel mind? He is your roommate… where will he sit?

He can get his own chaise.

Which he will have to remove yours to fit.

He better not throw out my comfy place!

This is my point. No room.

But I want one. I want to faint and put my hand to my forehead and declare woe, and nap.

You can come visit here and do those things.

Not the same. I have to schedule fainting couch time? That takes something out of it.

There is a lack of spontaneity.

Yes!

But what other options are there?

I could replace… the… no I got nothing.

You need a bigger apartment.

Just to fit a fainting couch?

There are worse reasons.

That’s true.

Now get up.

But, I’m comfy!

Unless you actually do have consumption, get off my fainting couch.

I could! I mean I have a tickle in my throat…

Off!

Hmph.

Do not glare at me like that. When you have your own chaise to lounge and drape across you will do so at whim, as well.

I so will, too.

But until then, my spot. Mine.

Fine, but don’t expect me to…

Now be a dear and fetch me a drink?

…bring you things.

That’s a good lad.