You can’t tell me what to do! You’re not the boss of me!

You really need to put down the yo-yo.

But it’s fun!

And you’ve already broken a lamp.

It was my lamp and I can break it if I want to.

So you wanted to break that lamp?

Yes, I didn’t like it.

I see.

That lamp was not half as important as learning this yo-yo trick.

Is flinging the yo-yo around and spazzing out really a trick?

It’s complicated!

No, that looked sort of easy. You just wildly flail and the yo-yo goes everywhere.

That’s not the trick!

Oh. So what’s the trick?

See the yo-yo is supposed to go up over your head and then down around your arm, like a snake, before you snap it back out and spin it and then sleep it and…

You’re making this up as you go, aren’t you?

I’ll have you know I’m innovating.

Is that what it is?

I am an innovator.

You’re Gozer, the destructor is what you are.

Then choose the form of your destruction!

Can it not be a yo-yo?

Mark!

I do not want to be found dead due to yo-yo related injuries.

I will not hurt you.

Are you sure?

…no?

Put the yo-yo down, Melina.

I can get this trick. Just you watch!

Can I watch from a bunker?

Mark!

Just asking!

You’ll see! Here, watch!

Ow!

I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to…

Give me the yo-yo.

But!

Hand it over.

But!

We can get you a safe toy. Like… air. You can play with air.

Awww, man.

Now, where do you keep the band-aids?