I gotta pee!

Uhm. So… go pee?

I can’t! The bathroom is out of order.

The women’s room is. Use the men’s room.

I can’t do that! It’s the men’s room!

Yeah, what do you think everyone else is doing?

They can do what they want. That’s just not right. I mean, what if someone sees me?

See you, what? Walk into the men’s room?

Well, yeah!

They’d probably think “Oh, well at least she isn’t peeing on the floor. Shame the women’s room is out of order.”

What if they saw me in the bathroom though?!

In a stall? With a closed door? Well, then Superman can look at whatever he wants and you can’t stop him anyway.

There could be guys at, like, the urinals, though!

Have you ever seen the men’s room here?

Obviously not!

There’s one urinal. Mostly it’s broken. I think you’re safe.

This sucks.

Just go pee!

Argh!

It’s pee there or pee right here. Please do not pee here, Melina. Please?

I’ll be right back!

I’ll come with you.

What? No!

But girls always go to the bathroom together!

You’re not a girl.

But this is my chance, since it’s a men’s room. What do you do when you go together?

This is so not the time for stupid gender clichés. I’ll be back.

Enjoy your urination!

Daniel!

Have a good pee!

Stop yelling across the bar!

May your bladder be powerful and emptying it be swift and relaxing!

I am going to kill you when I get back.

Pee for all you’re worth, Melina! Pee like you mean it!

Rrrr… If I didn’t have to…

Pee really bad? Yeah you would smack me. Go pee, then smack me. Priorities, woman!

I hate you right now. Haaaaate. Gah, be back to continue hating you.

Enjoy.