I think I’m sick of ponies.
Is that even possible?
I didn’t think so, but yes, it seems to have happened.
Well, fair, I’m sick of zombies.
I am even sick of zombie ponies.
Sick of them? As if they happened a lot?
In my head. They fought Robo-ponies.
Who won?
Wouldn’t you like to know!
I bet it was the robo-ponies. Zombie-ponies can’t eat them so the robo-ponies have nothing to fear.
You would think that.
Well than what do robo-ponies have to fear from zombies?
Zombie ponies kill other animals, and then they don’t eat crops. No humans to care for crops or plant them. Robo-ponies run on biodiesel fuel so crops are important.
So the zombie-ponies choke out the robo-ponies fuel supply, by accident.
Which is why the robo-ponies have to kill them off, but quick.
Complex. But you’re sick of them all.
I am! I shall go poniless.
A woman without a pony to fall back on.
It’s a scary world out there, without a pony.
I’ll keep you safe.
Will you kill zombies for me?
We’re sick of zombies, so no.
Right! What aren’t we sick of?
Emu?
Emu from Space!
Emu from spaaaaaaaaace!
Space Emu will mess you up.
Space Emu follows no law but his own.
Space Emu knows where you hid the bodies.
Space Emu ate your last cookie, and doesn’t care.
Space Emu!
Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace Emu!
August 4th, 2011 on 2:10 am
I see a new toy coming. Also, “Space Emu ate your last cookie, and doesn’t cake.” Is that last word supposed to be “care”?
August 4th, 2011 on 8:14 am
When I saw the title, I immediately thought of Kermit and Fozzie. I’m not sure which is which, here.
August 4th, 2011 on 9:05 am
…okay, now it’s me and J.
August 4th, 2011 on 9:21 am
El: Yup, fixed.
Felis: Huh?
August 4th, 2011 on 9:22 am
I’m still a huge fan of Zombie-flicks and games, but I can see why somebody would be sick of them.. There DOES seem to be a whole lot of them around, atm :/
August 4th, 2011 on 9:23 am
Yeah normally these things cycle but Zombies have stuck around.
August 11th, 2011 on 1:58 pm
APK: I mean that suddenly Sven and Natasha are me and J.
August 11th, 2011 on 1:59 pm
ahh.