Cheese! Cheese! Hooray!

This might be a bit much.

It isn’t even a whole wheel.

Good lord, do you just keep a spoiled, shaken cow in your apartment?

If I could have a renewable cheese spray dispenser I would. But, I do not, no.

And suddenly I’m seeing it as a cheese sprinkler.

That would do your lawn no good at all.

Ew, no, and who’d want to walk on the grass after that?

That’s how you get ants!

Anyway did you also get crackers?

What for?

Well we have a cow’s worth of cheese here…

Right.

And some crackers to go with it, maybe?

You mean wine. I have the wine.

Yeah but most people put the cheese on the crackers.

It’s called wine and cheese. Not wine and cheese and crackers. I mean there is also cheese and crackers, of course.

But…

But what? Is the cheese ruined now because we have no crackers?

Well no, of course not.

And I got fun colored toothpicks to pick up cheese cubes, even!

There is an awful lot of cheese.

And an equal amount of wine!

We won’t make it out of this alive.

Sure we will! Just gassy and drunk.

I can live with that.

Then keep cubing the cheese! I’ll go open the wine.

Look for crackers!

We got you already, how much more cracker do we need?